A small update today as the staff prepares for the new year. Here are the 1/2/09 and 1/9/09 SmackDown spoilers. If you want to be surprised, stop reading now and have a happy new year.
Vickie Guerrero announces that Jeff Hardy will face Edge at the Royal Rumble for the WWE Championship. Triple H comes out and makes fun of Guerrero until she lets him in the Rumble match. Hunter then says Guerrero has nude pictures on EBay.
The Great Khali and Finlay beat Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins
Eve interviews Michelle McCool. She blames Maria for her loss. Eve asks her to apologize and she refuses.
Vickie and Edge talk backstage about Vickie's nude photos. Big Show says he's seem them. Show and Edge get in an argument.
The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson beat Jesse and Festus
Vladimir Kozlov beat Hurricane Helms
Jim Ross announces that Triple H, Big Show, Vladimir Kozlov and Shelton Benjamin are in the Royal Rumble. Benjamin comes out and says he should be announced as the winner and that no one compares to him. The Undertaker comes out and chokeslams him.
Michelle McCool apologizes to Maria and Eve. She then attacks Eve with the microphone.
Vickie Guerrero tells Triple H that he's going to compete in a Triple Jeopardy Match on next week's SmackDown: a Table match, a Handicap match and a Last Man Standing match.
Kizarny beat MVP. MVP's losing streak continues. Management is said to be soured on Kizarny already. Ken Kennedy came out after the match and cuts a promo. He makes fun of MVP and talks about Behind Enemy Lines.
Edge cuts a promo saying that Jeff Hardy is an embarrassment as WWE Champion.
WWE Champion Jeff Hardy and ECW Champion Matt Hardy beat Edge and Big Show
01/09/09 spoilers:
Triple H beat John Morrison in a Table Match. The Miz and Chavo Guerrero attacked Hunter after the match and put him through a able anyway.
The Undertaker beat Shelton Benjamin with a Tombstone.
The Bella Twins beat Victoria and Michelle McCool
Triple H beat The Miz and Chavo Guerrero in a Handicap Match
MVP's V.I.P. Lounge is up next with Ken Kennedy as the special guest. Kennedy says it's embarrassing how MVP loses every week. Kennedy says he's trying to inspire MVP to stop losing. The ring crew comes in and takes away MVP's Lounge furniture. Kennedy says that it's being repossessed. The Boogeyman comes out from under the ring and slams MVP. MVP retreats.
Carlito and Primo Colon beat The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson to retain the WWE Tag Team Championship
The Big Show beat Triple H in a Last Man Standing Match to end the show.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Sunday, December 28, 2008
we're back, and we have a lot to say!
The Wrestling For Bisexuals staff took a break for the holiday season. Fortunately, the wrestling business we love to write about refused to rest along with us. Needless to say that we on the staff have a lot to talk about now that we've made our triumphant return. As we head into the new year, we're grateful for a lot of things. Among them, all of the following:
WWE and TNA continue to put on quality shows each week. Many argue that the wrestling business isn't as entertaining or as beloved by the mainstream as it was ten years ago, but we're just happy to have wrestling on TV.
Goldust is back on WWE television. Although relegated to a comedy role, Virgil Runnels continues to play the Goldust character well and can still get it done in the ring. Besides, limiting the role to short cameos each week decreases the possibility of the character saying or doing something offensive to our LGBT friends.
Kane is now the crazy stalker of Kelly Kelly. Just like Goldust, Glen Jacobs continues to play his role to a T, and Kelly's acting abilities have somewhat improved along with her in-ring skills. We're curious who her mystery man will eventually be too.
Another Royal Rumble match. Each year without failure, the Royal Rumble continues to be an entertaining WWE staple with an original twist to the concept or a surprise entrant or two. We look forward to the '09 installment.
TNA's continued expansion. Total Nonstop Action continues to grow with a UK tour coming in the new year. Competition is good, and wrestlers having more places to work in tough ecconomic times is even better.
You readers. We can't thank you enough for your continued support. It is through your word of mouth and free promotion that we are able to do what we do. It is because of you that we've achieved so much success this past year, interviewing the likes of Orlando Jordan, Lanny Poffo and RD Reynolds. We have more surprises coming in 2009. Keep on reading!
WWE and TNA continue to put on quality shows each week. Many argue that the wrestling business isn't as entertaining or as beloved by the mainstream as it was ten years ago, but we're just happy to have wrestling on TV.
Goldust is back on WWE television. Although relegated to a comedy role, Virgil Runnels continues to play the Goldust character well and can still get it done in the ring. Besides, limiting the role to short cameos each week decreases the possibility of the character saying or doing something offensive to our LGBT friends.
Kane is now the crazy stalker of Kelly Kelly. Just like Goldust, Glen Jacobs continues to play his role to a T, and Kelly's acting abilities have somewhat improved along with her in-ring skills. We're curious who her mystery man will eventually be too.
Another Royal Rumble match. Each year without failure, the Royal Rumble continues to be an entertaining WWE staple with an original twist to the concept or a surprise entrant or two. We look forward to the '09 installment.
TNA's continued expansion. Total Nonstop Action continues to grow with a UK tour coming in the new year. Competition is good, and wrestlers having more places to work in tough ecconomic times is even better.
You readers. We can't thank you enough for your continued support. It is through your word of mouth and free promotion that we are able to do what we do. It is because of you that we've achieved so much success this past year, interviewing the likes of Orlando Jordan, Lanny Poffo and RD Reynolds. We have more surprises coming in 2009. Keep on reading!
Chyna hospitalized
TMZ reports that Chyna was rushed to the hospital early Saturday morning. Friends called paramedics after finding her passed out in her Burbank home with cuts on her arms. Alcohol is said to have played a factor. "All I really want right now is a hamburger and fries right now," Chyna told TMZ. Our thoughts and prayers are with her.
Monday, December 15, 2008
Armageddon results
Vladimir Kozlov defeated Matt Hardy in a non-title match.
CM Punk defeated Rey Mysterio to become number one contender to the Intercontinental title. Both wrestlers were injured during the match.
Shawn Michaels "sold out" to JBL in an in-ring promo.
Finlay defeated Mark Henry in a Belfast Brawl match.
Batista defeated Randy Orton.
Michelle McCool, Maria, Mickie James and Kelly Kelly defeated Victoria, Natalya, Jillian Hall and Maryse in a Santa's Little Helpers tag team match.
John Cena defeated Chris Jericho to retain the World championship.
Jeff Hardy defeated Edge and Triple H in a Triple Threat match to win the WWE championship.
CM Punk defeated Rey Mysterio to become number one contender to the Intercontinental title. Both wrestlers were injured during the match.
Shawn Michaels "sold out" to JBL in an in-ring promo.
Finlay defeated Mark Henry in a Belfast Brawl match.
Batista defeated Randy Orton.
Michelle McCool, Maria, Mickie James and Kelly Kelly defeated Victoria, Natalya, Jillian Hall and Maryse in a Santa's Little Helpers tag team match.
John Cena defeated Chris Jericho to retain the World championship.
Jeff Hardy defeated Edge and Triple H in a Triple Threat match to win the WWE championship.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Miz and Morrison win tag titles
John Morrison and The Miz captured the WWE Tag Team championships at last night's Raw house show in Hamilton, Ontario defeating Kofi Kingston and CM Punk.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
WWE news
AC/DC has been confirmed as the band for WrestleMania XXV. In a related story, an Undertaker/Shawn Michaels storyline for WrestleMania was recently "leaked" online, allegedly sent to various sites by former WWE writer Bruce Prichard. The script was later confirmed as being false.
Gene Snitsky has been released from WWE.
Former WWE announcer Joey Styles punched out a drunk JBL backstage during WWE's Iraq tour.
Edge has expressed an interest in forming a stable with real-life friends Christian and Kizarny if Christian re-signs with WWE at the end of the year.
Gene Snitsky has been released from WWE.
Former WWE announcer Joey Styles punched out a drunk JBL backstage during WWE's Iraq tour.
Edge has expressed an interest in forming a stable with real-life friends Christian and Kizarny if Christian re-signs with WWE at the end of the year.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Ed Leslie still "The Barber"
Ed Leslie told F4W online that he and WWE have settled their lawsuit. Leslie is still free to use Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake on indy shows, as well as his WCW monikers The Butcher, The Booty Man and The Zodiac.
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