A small update today as the staff prepares for the new year. Here are the 1/2/09 and 1/9/09 SmackDown spoilers. If you want to be surprised, stop reading now and have a happy new year.
Vickie Guerrero announces that Jeff Hardy will face Edge at the Royal Rumble for the WWE Championship. Triple H comes out and makes fun of Guerrero until she lets him in the Rumble match. Hunter then says Guerrero has nude pictures on EBay.
The Great Khali and Finlay beat Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins
Eve interviews Michelle McCool. She blames Maria for her loss. Eve asks her to apologize and she refuses.
Vickie and Edge talk backstage about Vickie's nude photos. Big Show says he's seem them. Show and Edge get in an argument.
The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson beat Jesse and Festus
Vladimir Kozlov beat Hurricane Helms
Jim Ross announces that Triple H, Big Show, Vladimir Kozlov and Shelton Benjamin are in the Royal Rumble. Benjamin comes out and says he should be announced as the winner and that no one compares to him. The Undertaker comes out and chokeslams him.
Michelle McCool apologizes to Maria and Eve. She then attacks Eve with the microphone.
Vickie Guerrero tells Triple H that he's going to compete in a Triple Jeopardy Match on next week's SmackDown: a Table match, a Handicap match and a Last Man Standing match.
Kizarny beat MVP. MVP's losing streak continues. Management is said to be soured on Kizarny already. Ken Kennedy came out after the match and cuts a promo. He makes fun of MVP and talks about Behind Enemy Lines.
Edge cuts a promo saying that Jeff Hardy is an embarrassment as WWE Champion.
WWE Champion Jeff Hardy and ECW Champion Matt Hardy beat Edge and Big Show
Triple H beat John Morrison in a Table Match. The Miz and Chavo Guerrero attacked Hunter after the match and put him through a able anyway.
The Undertaker beat Shelton Benjamin with a Tombstone.
The Bella Twins beat Victoria and Michelle McCool
Triple H beat The Miz and Chavo Guerrero in a Handicap Match
MVP's V.I.P. Lounge is up next with Ken Kennedy as the special guest. Kennedy says it's embarrassing how MVP loses every week. Kennedy says he's trying to inspire MVP to stop losing. The ring crew comes in and takes away MVP's Lounge furniture. Kennedy says that it's being repossessed. The Boogeyman comes out from under the ring and slams MVP. MVP retreats.
Carlito and Primo Colon beat The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson to retain the WWE Tag Team Championship
The Big Show beat Triple H in a Last Man Standing Match to end the show.